George Bush talks about Obama’s ‘sleek, hairless pecs’ and Karl Rove proves he’s better at political machinations than he is at improv comedy


I don’t know what was more awkward…listening to George W. Bush talk about Barack Obama’s “sleek, hairless pecs glistening in the surfâ€? or watching Karl Rove transform into MC Rove and dance with NBC’s David Gregory and Ken Strickland. Ah, the Radio and Television Correspondents’ Dinner truly didn’t disappoint this year. Let’s start with Rove.

After an evening of awards and tributes, it was time for the evening’s entertainment. Improv comedians Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood provided the yuks. First the duo had NBC anchor Brian Williams (who is truly funny) and a woman participate in a scene where they made various sound effects as the comics acted out a scenario. That was followed by Sherwood going into the audience and pulling Karl Rove on to the stage with him. Rove danced. He rapped. He made an awkward joke about Patrick Fitzgerald (the prosecutor who investigated him in the Valerie Plame leak investigation). There’s no adequate way to describe it. Just watch.


Before that, George W. Bush delivered a genuinely funny speech. This line in particular had the audience cracking up for a good 60 seconds:

tjndc5-5e4lfjndywl1fddcl9cn_layout.jpg<blockquote><div>Well, where should I start? A year ago, my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, and my vice president had shot someone. Ah, those were the good old days.</div></blockquote>

More Bush-at-the-“Laugh Factory” after the break, including, I promise, his vaguely homoerotic musings about Obama’s “hairless pecs.â€?
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