When a Good-Ol’-Boy grows up, it must make him a Cool-Ol’-Dad.
Take Mount Kisco native John Schneider, who got his big break playing the playfully rebellious Bo Duke on “The Dukes of Hazzard.” Almost two decades later, Schneider would win over a completely new generation, portraying ÃƒÂ¼berprotagonist Jonathan Kent — Clark Kent/Superman’s adoptive father — on “Smallville,” only for his character to die of a heart attack in the series’ 100th episode.
But Schneider’s days of playing paternal with panache continue on the big screen. He serves as father figure to another legendary character in the upcoming Amanda Bynes movie, “Sydney White.” In the movie trailer for this retelling of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,” Schneider tells Bynes’ title character, “Your mom would be so excited…” making it approximately the 2,194th time he’s expressed emotional pride to on-screen offspring in the last seven years.
The most devout Suburbarazzi might recognize the trailer’s biggest scene-stealer. Jeremy Howard, at 6’3Ã‚Â½,” is the tallest of the reinvented “Dwarfs.” He provides the trailer’s final punch line — or, more accurately, the trailer’s repeated-door-frame-face-slam line.
What’s Howard’s extended connection to the Lower Hudson Valley? Find out after the break.
In January, I interviewed Yonkers native Joe Howard, known by me and other hard-core “Square One TV” fans as crime-solving mathematician George Frankly on the “Dragnet” spoof called “Mathnet.” During the phone interview, we briefly discussed his son, Jeremy Howard (right), an emerging actor in his own right. Turns out Jeremy’s been popping up everywhere since then.
In addition to hitting on Rebecca De Mornay’s character — then arguing with her — as a store clerk in the debut episode of HBO’s “John from Cincinnati,” the younger Howard has another supporting role in the upcoming Amanda Bynes feature film “Sydney White,” a modern-day retelling of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.”
Check out Jeremy (in the green shirt) among a group of guys who appear to be the seven “dwarfs,” which only serves as irony as he is listed as 6′ 3Ã‚Â½” on Internet Movie Database.
Jeremy also secured roles in two TV movies this year, including “Jane Doe: Eye of the Beholder,” starring Lea Thompson and “Black Widow,” starring Jessie Spano herself, Elizabeth Berkley.
No word as to whether or not he greeted Berkley with “I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so … scared!”
Some heroes fight crime with super powers or guns. As Officer George Frankly on the long-running PBS series Ã¢â‚¬Å“Mathnet,Ã¢â‚¬? Joe Howard did it with exponential powers and puns.
Starring as the crime-solving mathematician on the Ã¢â‚¬Å“DragnetÃ¢â‚¬? parody that concluded each episode of Ã¢â‚¬Å“Square One TVÃ¢â‚¬? from 1987-1994, the Yonkers native reportedly beat out Ã¢â‚¬Å“Saturday Night LiveÃ¢â‚¬? alumnus Phil Hartman for the part. A year after Ã¢â‚¬Å“MathnetÃ¢â‚¬? closed its final case, Howard moved with his wife into a Sherman Oaks, Calif., house previously owned by Ã¢â‚¬Å“Curb Your EnthusiasmÃ¢â‚¬? star Larry David.
Throughout the 58-year-old actor’s career, Howard has worked steadily in film, television and more than 100 commercials. In the process, he shared scenes with Academy Award winners Ben Kingsley in Ã¢â‚¬Å“House of Sand and FogÃ¢â‚¬? and Anthony Hopkins in Ã¢â‚¬Å“The WorldÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Fastest Indian.Ã¢â‚¬? Despite this credibility, he graciously accepted a phone interview with Suburbarazzi last week.
Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ Since Children’s Television Workshop was the creative force behind both “Sesame Street” and “Square One TV,” you’ve said on SquareOneTV.org that your wife Sharon thought you had an edge getting hired for Ã¢â‚¬Å“MathnetÃ¢â‚¬? because you Ã¢â‚¬Å“look like a Muppet when (you) grin.Ã¢â‚¬? Did she really say that?
ThatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s trueÃ¢â‚¬Â¦. I figured there was some kind of subliminal thing going there that they couldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t resist.
Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ Was the calculator holster uncomfortable?
That was a standard police holster and it was quite comfortable. In fact, IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m kind of kicking myself I didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t ask them if I could keep it. (But) the calculator itself was just one of these little cheesy things that you could buy in any Staples store. I used to think, talking to myself, “What a cheesy prop this is.”
Learn about Joe Howard’s off-screen friendship with “Saved By The Bell’s” Mr. Belding and on-screen family bonds after the break!
(Photo courtesy of Joe Howard.)