On the show this week: Wall-E’s connection to Yonkers, Rosie O’Donnell’s “affair” with Cindy Adams, and Nick DiPaolo’s very unfunny experience following a USO comedy show.
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At the end of the video and after the break is the answer to this week’s quiz: The Pleasantville Music Festival this Saturday will feature Joan Osborne, who landed a huge hit in the â€˜90s with â€œOne of Us.â€ Which of these Mike Myers movie characters claimed to write that song?
A) Wayne Campbell
B) Austin Powers
C) Dr. Evil
Rosie O’Donnell’s relationship is in trouble when she says it’s in trouble, dagnabbit!
In case you missed it, Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams reported last week that O’Donnell and her partner, Kelli Carpenter, “may not be so together anymore.”
Responding swiftly, the South Nyack comedian said the relationship is doing just fine. And in her trademark blog-writing style, she told gossip site Perez Hilton that “cindy adams and i r having a full blown affair. she is a lesbian.”
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The Ã¢â‚¬Å“saltyÃ¢â‚¬? gossip columnist recently hosted a party for RocklandÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Ellen Burstyn in her massive Park Avenue apartment, writes Rebecca Mead in this weekÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s New Yorker.
Mead was there, but thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not exactly an enviable thing. Note this passage (or donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t if you want to keep your lunch down):
<blockquote><div>AdamsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s attachment to her [two Yorkies, Jazzy and Juicy] was clear: mid-party, she lay down on the marble tiles of her hallway and fed a pastry to Juicy from her mouth, a transfer requiring much licking and wagging from the canine party.</div></blockquote>
By the way, if you were wondering when Adams and Burstyn became such good friendsÃ¢â‚¬Â¦well, technically, theyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re not: Ã¢â‚¬Å“the party had been conceived in BurstynÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s public-relations office,Ã¢â‚¬? Mead writes.
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