The Columbus Day Parade has gone to the dogs!
Well, art shaped like dogs. Whatever. It’s a good cause. Stay with me here.
This Monday, the artwork of celebrities â€“ many with a connection to the Lower Hudson Valley â€“ will be paraded down the streets of New York City as part of an initiative to raise money for a Brewster charity.
About 30 celebs painted life-sized fiberglass dogs that will be aboard a float in the city’s Columbus Day Parade. Among the artistic celebs with a local connection are Pound Ridge residents Richard Gere (pictured) and Clive Davis; Bedford residents Chevy Chase, Glenn Close, Robert Kennedy Jr., Paul Shaffer and Martha Stewart; Chappaqua resident Vanessa Williams; North Salem resident and John Jay High School alumnus Stanley Tucci; and former Putnam County resident Judge Judy Sheindlin.
The money raised through a subsequent auction will benefit Green Chimneys, a 60-year-old non-profit organization that operates a special education school, a residential treatment center for children and a farm and wildlife rehabilitation center in Brewster. The auction ends Nov. 1.
For the rest of October, the dogs will be on display at the TimeWarner Center in Columbus Circle.
Among the other celebrities to apply their palates to fake pups were Fiona Apple, Rachael Ray, Robin Quivers, Dan Aykroyd, Jane Goodall, Cyndi Lauper, Soledad Oâ€™Brien, Joe Piscopo, Mike Richter and Bill Walton.
(AP Photo/Evan Agostini)
Live from New York, it’s Thursday night!
To open the first of four weekly prime-time Weekend (Weeknight?) Update specials on NBC, the cast of “Saturday Night Live” parodied the second presidential debate. As usual, Fred Armisen was Barack Obama and Darrell Hammond played John McCain.
As undecided voter Anthony Cipelli, Eastchester’s Bobby Moynihan asked McCain how he’d “bring this country together.” Fake McCain then called him “Oscar,” called Obama “Pee Pants,” then called Anthony “Zebediah.” I think he might have answered the question as well.
Turns out it’s not the first time “SNL” folks have butchered Moynihan’s name.
Three of the best bipartisan gags of the sketch involved the insistence of Tom Brokaw (guest Chris Parnell) to stick to agreed-upon time limits, John McCain’s drifting in front of the camera during one of Barack Obama’s answers and a question from “William Murray,” a.k.a. Palisades resident Bill Murray:
Senator Obama, Senator McCain: Last week, in the National League Divisional Playoffs, the Chicago Cubs faced the Los Angeles Dodgers. In game one, the Cubs lost, 7 to 3; in game two, they lost, 10 to 3; and in game three, 3 to 1. What, as president, would you do to guarantee this never happens again? Senators, in your answer, please be specific.
The candidates went on to say in so many words that the Cubs would continue to be terrible. Fake Obama said the initiative should be to get Cubs fans to root for other teams while fake McCain gave some of his “Straight Talk” in saying that the team would never win the pennant, let alone the World Series.
(Photo of Moynihan: Courtesy of Moynihan; photo of Murray: Lionel Cironneau/AP)
Rosie O’Donnell to host NBC ‘Variety Show’ • 10.09.08
She’s back! But for how long?
Apparently Rosie O’Donnell — the South Nyack resident and master “Million Dollar Password” clue-giver — is ready for a full-time return to TV as she is slated to host “Rosie’s Variety Show” Thanksgiving Eve on NBC. Looks like those rumors back in July were true.
The one-hour special could expand to a “full series should viewers embrace the project,” Reuters reported last week.
(AP Photo/Peter Kramer)
It’s all ‘Greek’ to Jesse McCartney • 10.08.08
Ardsley native Jesse McCartney has landed a recurring role on ABC Family drama “Greek,” according to Entertainment Weekly’s Michael Ausiello.
Ausiello reported last week that McCartney will be in the “recurring role of Andy, a heavily recruited freshman jock who’ll be torn between rushing the KT and OX houses.”
The rising pop star also filmed a role for “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” this year. GUNG-GUNG!
(AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)
In an interview to air this Friday on “The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet,” Palisades resident Bill Murray revealed more feelings about the prospect of “Ghostbusters 3” and his days on “Saturday Night Live.”
Landing the Murray exclusive was “Mike & Juliet” co-host Juliet Huddy. I’m jealous, of course, both as a fan of Murray and the original “Ghostbusters,” my favorite movie of all time.
Suburbarazzi shout-out: Monica Hill, a very cool friend of mine, produced the segment.
The complete interview airs Oct. 10 on “Mike & Juliet,” which is broadcast locally on Fox. In the meantime, here’s a sneak peek at what Murray said.
â€œItâ€™s promising, itâ€™s never been promising beforeâ€¦. [The unnamed writers] are probably pretty funny. And the idea of having a new, fresh look at it is a great idea, you know, to see it through someone elseâ€™s eyes. I think a new idea would be great, I think itâ€™d be fun.â€
On his days goofing around in 30 Rock with his fellow Primetime Players at “SNL”:
â€œWe’d poach anything in that building. We took a lot of stuff out of that buildingâ€¦. There was people that figured out that if you had a form that was signed you could walk out with anything. We just looked so sweet and innocent. Most of what I did was go down to The Today Show because they came in at 5 in the morning to work and they had donuts, so weâ€™d go down there and eat all their donuts and coffee before Jane Pauley came in.â€
(AP Photo/Stephen Chernin)
Howard Stern, Beth Ostrosky get hitched • 10.06.08
Howard Stern, the self-proclaimed King of All Media, has been married once before, but is Beth Ostrosky the Queen who will help him find his Happily Ever After?
That’s to be written, but the 54-year-old deejay and the 36-year-old model took the biggest step toward that goal with their wedding at Manhattan’s Le Cirque restaurant Friday night.
Stern proposed to Ostrosky on Valentine’s Day in 2007. It’s his second marriage, her first.
Officiating the ceremony was actor Mark Consuelos, the husband of Kelly Ripa, who also attended. The rest of the guest list wasn’t exactly the Wack Pack.
In addition to Stern show regulars, People magazine and Howard 100 News reported that the guest list included Bedford resident Chevy Chase (who reportedly delivered a raunchy roast), Larchmont native Joan Rivers, Sarah Lawrence College graduate Barbara Walters, Westchester real estate maven Donald Trump, Billy Joel and wife Katie Lee Joel, Dixie Chicks singer Natalie Maines, former Train lead singer Pat Monahan, John Stamos, Jillian Barberie, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman and former Senator Al D’Amato.
“I danced with Howard,” said Rivers, according to People. “The wedding was fabulous, everyone had a great, great time.”
The Piano Man sang two songs, Monahan sang another, and Maines and Barberie teamed up for yet another, according to reports.
In a report airing today on Howard 100 News, Barberie had a suspicion about Kimmel and Silverman, who earlier this year had a civil yet very public breakup: “I think they’re back,” she whispered today on her Los Angeles morning talk show.
(Associated Press file photo by Diane Bondareff)
The likeness of Eastchester native and new “Saturday Night Live” cast member Bobby Moynihan to comedian Artie Lange was the first topic of conversation on Howard Stern’s radio show Monday morning.
Lange serves as a sidekick to Stern, who launched his professional radio career in Briarcliff Manor.
Here’s how the show started while Rob Zombie and Stern’s “American Nightmare” theme music slowly faded in the background:
Howard Stern: I don’t even know where to begin.
Robin Quivers: Well, you could say ‘Good morning.’
HS: Uh, good morning. That’s a good place to begin. Every television show has like a Belushi type; now it’s the Artie type. ‘Saturday Night Live,’ look at the latest guy they got: Bobby Moynihan. Who’s he look like, Artie?
Artie Lange: (Laughs.) Does that look like me?
HS: You know, thatâ€” does that look like you?!
RQ: Oh, my God. Of course it does!
AL: No, well, uhâ€”
HS: It’s like the Artie typeâ€”
AL: I told youâ€” Artie type?! It’s the Beluâ€”
HS: The Belushi type.
AL: John Belushi got guys like me a career. God bless that guy.
OK, so the entire Bobby Moynihan conversation lasted 35 seconds. But after only two “SNL” appearances, at least word is spreading fast and Stern’s assessment was rather benign.
As Bedford resident Chevy Chase will tell you, being an “SNL” alum on Stern’s cranky side can have serious pitfalls; only in recent years did Chase and Stern amicably settle a nasty public feud that raged for nearly two decades. (more…)
Podcast: Sept. 18 • 09.18.08
On the show this week: I name-drop Eastchester native Bobby Moynihan, who makes a strong “SNL” debut; Eva Amurri rolls her eyes at the style of Pound Ridge mom Susan Sarandon; and former LoHud dwellers Denzel Washington and Henry “The Fonz” Winkler were among a star-studded crowd to check out the USC-Ohio State game.
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â€œAmerican Idolâ€ finalist Kimberley Locke helped organize a fundraiser that will be held this Saturday at Caramoor in Katonah to benefit the charity Camp Heartland. Which star of â€œWhose Line is it Anyway?â€ is scheduled to host?
A. Wayne Brady
B. Drew Carey
C. Colin Mochrie
D. Ryan Stiles
I’ll admit it: I’m double-posting here and on Remote Access. It’s big news.
Yes, Barack Obama, Tina Fey and Will Ferrell are rumored to return to 30 Rock to appear on tonight’s premiere of “Saturday Night Live,” hosted by Olympic behemoth Michael Phelps. But let’s not forget about Eastchester native Bobby Moynihan, either.
Those familiar with “SNL” know featured players usually pop up in fewer sketches than their repertory counterparts, so expect Moynihan to appear in one to three sketches tonight, tops.
That said, I wasn’t surprised when he was hired in August. I’m proud to say I’ve known him for almost 20 years. He’s absolutely hilarious and, if there’s any justice, will be upgraded to repertory status within a few months.
The “SNL” premiere begins tonight at about 11:30 p.m. EST.
New Rochelle native Kara DioGuardi had just received a political science degree from Duke University, but she told me that career path burdened her as early as her junior year.
“I’d always heard melodies in my head, I’d always loved the theatre and I’d loved the arts, but I just didn’t know how to do that. I didn’t know how to break in.”
So although her father, former Congressman Joe DioGuardi, wasn’t thrilled to hear she was singing in an Ossining garage band called Gramma Trips instead of becoming a prosecuting attorney, he offered advice that wound up propelling her career in the music industry:
“You know what you do? You find the place that will help you to learn â€¦ tell them you’ll work for them for nothing. They’re probably going to pay you something. But just do it.”
From that moment on, Kara DioGuardi’s singing, songwriting and producing talents transcended the Lower Hudson Valley and Durham, N.C., to reach an international audience. And all that led to her recently being named as “American Idol’s” newest judge.
Find out more about her Westchester County upbringing and her path to stardom in my article appearing in today’s edition of The Journal News.
EXCLUSIVE: Kara DioGuardi picks favorite ‘Idol’ contestants, performance and judge (sort of) • 09.09.08
Just before Labor Day weekend, I had the pleasure of chatting up New Rochelle native and Grammy-nominated songwriter/producer Kara DioGuardi, who on Aug. 25 Fox announced as the fourth judge on “American Idol.”
A true LoHudder, her connections to the region are seemingly endless. As a child, she attended Immaculate Heart of Mary School in Scarsdale, sang at the Larchmont Shore Club and provided the soundtrack at campaign stops throughout Westchester County for her father, former U.S. Congressman Joe DioGuardi. She later graduated from The Masters School in Dobbs Ferry. Despite graduating from Duke University with a degree in political science, she abandoned law to become a vocalist in an Ossining garage band called Gramma Trips.
After snagging multiple jobs at Billboard magazine for a five-year span, she got signed to a record deal. Although her singing career never took off, her songwriting and producing gigs did. She was partially or completely responsible for writing Gwen Stefani’s “Rich Girl,” Kelly Clarkson’s “Walk Away,” Christina Aguilera’s “Ain’t No Other Man” and dozens of other recent hits. No wonder she was named BMI’s 2006 Pop Songwriter of the Year.
My full story about DioGuardi is slated for the week ahead, but in the meantime, check out 10 questions and answers from my exclusive interview with “Idol’s” newest judge:
What recent song do you most wish youâ€™d written?
â€œIrreplaceableâ€ by BeyoncÃ©.
As a singer, how far do you think you would advance on â€œAmerican Idolâ€?
â€œI would hope to the top 10.â€
How long have you been watching â€œIdolâ€?
â€œSince the beginning.â€
Youâ€™d said that you thought â€œIdolâ€ would have hired someone more famous to fill the fourth judgeâ€™s chair. Had you heard of any famous names who were being considered?
â€œThey kind of kept me in the dark. I hadnâ€™t really heard anything.â€
As of Aug. 28, who was the most famous person outside of the show to congratulate you for the â€œIdolâ€ hire?
â€œDave Stewart (of Eurythmics).â€
From the first seven seasons, who have been your three favorite â€œIdolâ€ alumni?
â€œIâ€™d say Kelly Clarkson, (Chris) Daughtry and, hmm, I like Katharine McPhee.â€
Whoâ€™s the most underrated â€œIdolâ€ contestant of all time?
Whatâ€™s your favorite â€œIdolâ€ performance so far?
â€œI thought that â€˜Billie Jeanâ€™ performance that David Cook did was ridiculous.â€ (In the good way.)
The perception among fans is that Simon Cowellâ€™s the bad cop, Paula Abdulâ€™s the good cop and Randy Jacksonâ€™s somewhere in between. With which judge have you sided the most through the years?
â€œProbably Simon. Sometimes he can be hard, but I also think at times heâ€™s doing people a favor.â€
For your first day judging â€œIdolâ€ contestants, you sat between Randy and Paula at the judgesâ€™ table. Where would you want to sit?
â€œYou know at this point, Iâ€™m pretty much just like, â€˜Where do you want me?â€™ Iâ€™m the new kid in school. Iâ€™m not going to cause waves right from the beginning.â€
(AP Photo of Simon Cowell, Kara DioGuardi, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson/Jason DeCrow; AP Photo of DioGuardi/Chris Pizzello)
Sorkin, who’s written everything from “A Few Good Men” to “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip,” said it was “more flattering than creepy” that people set up phony accounts in his name, according to the page. He also admits that his assistant, researcher Ian Reichbach, set up the page in his name “because my grandmother has more Internet savvy than I do and she’s been dead for 33 years.”
I’d be especially intrigued to see a movie with Sorkin’s chatty, elevated writing style if it delves into the most significant event in Facebook history. No, not when the site opened the floodgates from Ivy Leaguers to college students to everyone on the planet, or when it became the subject of controversy for releasing user information to third parties. I’m talking about the crushing blow that was the swift, heartless removal of Scrabulous, the Scrabble ripoff that was infinitely (and inexplicably) more user-friendly than the trademarked version. That move inspired me to play a few four-letter triple word scores.
Thanks to Suburbarazzi alumnus Ted Mann for the tip.