I’ve never laughed so hard and felt so patriotic at the same time. Rapper DMX in court on Tuesday threw the F-word at a judge during a Miami court appearance.
The exchange is priceless, courtesy of CBS 4 News in south Florida:
“I ain’t going back to no f—ing jail,” DMX said.
“Oh, well that just ingratiated you to me,” said Judge Lawrence Schwartz. “I’ve never heard the F-word before, so it’s OK.”
Only in America can someone like DMX get away with that. I wonder what DMX would have said back to the judge:
“Ingratiated? Whaaaaaaaaat! Who said anything about slicing parmesan cheese?”
If anybody understood that lame joke, I will be one happy brown kid.
(AP Photo/Diane Bondareff)