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Pics of Brangelina babies go for $14 million

August

People magazine spent $14 million to get pics of Angelina Jolie’s newborn twins. Holy Shiite!

That’s 14 million junior bacon cheeseburgers! Considering the grim economic times for the news business, that definitely isn’t chump change. I’m heartbroken they didn’t consider my sketches of the babies, which would have been a bargain for People mag at $1 million:

Look how cute they are. I think Knox has Brad Pitt’s eyes.

Well, these pics are still up for grabs. Tiger Beat magazine, now is the time to step up to the plate and throw down some cash.

This entry was posted on Monday, August 4th, 2008 at 11:13 am by Aman Ali.
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6 Responses to “Pics of Brangelina babies go for $14 million”

Chris Serico August 4th, 2008 at 11:16 am
My opening bid is some belly-button lint and the pop-top of a Diet Coke.
Aman Ali August 4th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Oops, I failed to mention Ted Mann placed the opening bid when the pics first ran. He still maintains the leading bid at $5 worth of ground beef.
Ken Valenti August 4th, 2008 at 11:43 am
The lunch special in The Journal News cafeteria. Maybe with a can of coke, but no more than that.
Aman Ali August 4th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
3 bids! This is getting exciting!
Ted Mann August 5th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Ken, I’ll raise you two slices of pizza and a 7-11 Slurpee.
Aman Ali August 5th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Pizza and a Slurpee? Thank you, come again! Looks like Ted recaptures the leading bid

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