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Jay-Z requests watermelon shaped like Beyonce's breasts

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Jay-Z

According to the U.K.’s Daily Mirror, hip-hop mogul Jay-Z recently performed a gig in Nigeria and requested to have a watermelon carved into the shape of his wife Beyonce Knowles’ breasts. A source described the boobielicious display outside Jay-Z’s hotel room as “one giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mould of Beyonce’s breasts. Two cherries were used as nipples.”

I could make more puns, but I suppose boobielicious alone will suffice.

Jay-Z recently bought a home in Scarsdale with Beyonce and got a marriage license there. I wonder what it would take for them to allow me to visit them. I better start brushing up on my cantaloupe carving skills.

(AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)

This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 at 2:00 pm by Aman Ali.
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2 Responses to “Jay-Z requests watermelon shaped like Beyonce's breasts”

  1. alanbbc

    Oh, Thanks! Really interesting. Big ups!

  2. BigBan

    Oh, Thanks! Really amazing. keep working!

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