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Oh, by the way, Mariah Carey got married again

May

Lost in Clooney-mania was the fact that Mariah Carey got married to Nick Cannon on April 30.

True, we’ve waited a while to cover this, perhaps because we were stunned by the news. Or, y’know, we’ve been busy. But it doesn’t seem so long ago that Carey was married to Tommy Mottola and living the good life in Bedford.

I read the happy couple got tattoos to celebrate their eternal love before they exchanged rings. “Winona forever,” anyone?

For her, it might just be true love (ahempublicitystuntcough), but for him it might just a convenient way for his colleagues on “Wild ‘N Out” to stop making Christina Milian jokes.

I’m still rooting for them to stick it out, but not exactly holding my breath. In fact, this Suburbarazzo is setting the over/under for separation at one year. Readers, are you taking the over or under?

(AP Photo/Evan Agostini)

This entry was posted on Monday, May 12th, 2008 at 3:26 pm by Chris Serico.
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