Making amends for needless Hayden Panettiere-dolphin mockery
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- November
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After getting slammed for joking about the video of Hayden Panettiere crying over slaughtered dolphins, I realize now I might have been a little insensitive. Most of the comments needed to be taken down due to excessive use of expletives (our rules about that here on LoHud are pretty strict), but Captain Paul Watson, president of the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society pretty well sums up the sentiment: “The writer of this piece is obviously an apathetic piece of fecal material who thinks it’s funny to cry over death and cruelty. I bet this parasitic Nimrod thinks holocaust documentaries are hilarious.”
Now, I’m not one to normally respond to these kinds of attacks—much less playing the holocaust documentary card!—but, well, after watching the dolphin massacre one more time, I want to emphasize that I am fully against killing any and all amphibious aquatic mammals weighing over 10 lbs. Dolphin blood = bad.
But enough talk. Time to put up or shut up. To that end, I’ve already signed PETA’s petition of solidarity for Panettiere. It’s not enough that the group awarded the Palisades native and “Heroes” star its “Compassion in Action” award for her efforts to stop the dolphin killings in Japan. You need to do your part, too. Sign the petition. Stop the killing!
I know, I know, all you righteous Dolphin do-gooders are probably thinking, “We don’t want your kind of support, holocaust-documentary denier.” To which I can only respond: I’m doing all this even after watching (or rather, in spite of) the dreadful, mind-numbing Season 2 of “Heroes.”
If that doesn’t show true compassion for Panettiere and her cause, clearly nothing will.
(Panettiere: AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)
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on Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 at 10:54 am by Ted Mann.
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Dolphins are not amphibious.
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