Vince Vaughn + Vanessa Williams = most bizarre rumored couple of 2007

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I didn’t think any celebrity couple could be more unexpected and incongruous than Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson. And, well, I still don’t. But this one comes pretty close.

According to MediaTakeOut, Vince Vaughn and Vanessa Williams are dating. This rumor comes via “one of our most trusted Hollywood snitches.” This supposed insider says, “Vanessa’s really trying to keep this a secret … She feels that the press helped ruin her relationship with Rick [Fox], so she’s trying to keep what she has with Vince private.”

Of course, the best way to keep the romance away from the prying eyes of the L.A. paparazzi: Bring Vince home to meet the family in Chappaqua. We promise, if we see you two lovebirds together at the Mount Kisco Starbucks, we’ll keep you secret quiet. For at least two, maybe three days. Or until we have a really slow celebrity news day — whichever comes first.

(Vaughn: AP photo/Rene Macur; Vanessa Williams photo: ABC)

Ted Mann

Ted Mann aspires to join Stephen Baldwin’s Breakthrough Ministry, more commonly known as “skateboarding for the savior." Before becoming a Senior Editor at InTown, he worked at The Atlantic Monthly, the Philadelphia City Paper, and the University of Pennsylvania Press. His writing has also appeared in The New York Times, The New York Press, and The Pennsylvania Gazette.