Rosie O’Donnell + Flickr = Photographic Nirvana

200x.jpgThere are few things more startling than finding out that one of your old friends has a Flickr page. Especially so if they’re uploading pics of themselves passed out, naked, or horribly disfigured.

And when one of those old friend happens to be Rosie O’Donnell — well, after you get over the initial shock and disgust, the voyeuristic thrill inevitably kicks in. Not since John Hodgeman’s 700 Hobos project have I felt such a need to evangelize for a Flickr page. But Rosie’s collection is that good. Check it out HERE.

I’d like to follow Defamer‘s lead and repost some of the pics her here on Suburbarazzi, but my Gannett overlords don’t take kindly to pushing the fair-use envelope. Suffice it to say, if you’ve ever wondered what the South Nyack resident would look like if her mouth was literally sown together, or what her face would look like burned with a waffle iron, you ought to check it out.

That first pic, by the way, is from the upcoming season of “Nip/Tuck,” where O’Donnell reprises her role as Dawn Budge (and has to get her mouth sewn shut). No idea what the story is with the second. I’m guessing it’s retaliation from Oprah and the Black Crusaders.

Ted Mann

Ted Mann aspires to join Stephen Baldwin’s Breakthrough Ministry, more commonly known as “skateboarding for the savior." Before becoming a Senior Editor at InTown, he worked at The Atlantic Monthly, the Philadelphia City Paper, and the University of Pennsylvania Press. His writing has also appeared in The New York Times, The New York Press, and The Pennsylvania Gazette.