What follows is a line by line review of yesterday’s ten-minute smackdown, with points awarded to all those involved. Did your favorite win? Keep reading…
* In the beginning, when Joy tries to say something, Rosie responds: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Wait, Joy.Ã¢â‚¬?
1 point for Rosie. Way to control the table.
-1 point for Joy. She actually Ã¢â‚¬?waitedÃ¢â‚¬? when Rosie told her to.
* When Rosie tries to get Elisabeth to answer, Ã¢â‚¬Å“Did Iraq attack us on 9/11?Ã¢â‚¬? she snaps, Ã¢â‚¬Å“IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m saying our enemies, Al Quaeda [attacked us]. Are you hearing that?Ã¢â‚¬? Rosie appears to be taken back by the blondeÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s sudden attack. Ã¢â‚¬Å“Um, I hear itÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Ã¢â‚¬?
1 point for ElisabethÃ¢â‚¬Â¦for that added bit of rudeness. Why stay civil?
-1 point for RosieÃ¢â‚¬Â¦for stuttering. The Ã¢â‚¬Ëœpure little ChristianÃ¢â‚¬? got the better of her there.
* Elisabeth uses the analogy: Ã¢â‚¬Å“If youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re playing a game, and youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re going to say, okay IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m going to throw to my wide receiver, wide right. Do you do that? IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m going to do that in two seconds. What does that do for your enemy? Rosie responds, Ã¢â‚¬Å“Well you know what Elisabeth? If the enemies are innocent civilians I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t want to play that kind of football.Ã¢â‚¬?
-1 point for Elisabeth, for recycling tired political talking point mumbo jumboÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ the war as a sportÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s game? Please.
1 point for Rosie for choosing not to play. I only like to play football with military combatants as well!