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Let the betting begin: Who will replace Rosie O’Donnell on ‘The View’?

May
31

The following are some names being thrown around to fill Rosie’s “moderator” role on the 10-year-old daytime chat show. Will the producers go for someone a bit more mellow or will they go for another firebrand who will bring in controversy and viewers? We’ll find out soon. In the meantime, let’s judge the potentials based on various Rosie-related attributes.

tjndc5-5f0rqj8zln856zhtkx9_layout.jpgRoseanne Barr
Buzz Potential (will she get people to talk about her): 6.Three words: Star Spangled Banner. That was something! But then again, it was 17 years ago. When was the last time we talked about her?
Bight (willing to take on feuds; has “edge”): 7. Her classic feud with Tom Arnold indicates she’s not afraid to use the media to try to make men cry. But then, Arnold is such an easy target. Will she go after big dogs like Donald Trump and Bill O’Reilly? Also, earlier this year, she caused a stir when she said politically active gay and lesbian people never talk about anything that’s “not about them…some people say being gay and lesbian is a totally narcissistic thing, and sometimes I wonder.” She later apologized and said she didn’t mean it.

Popularity (do people know her? love her?): 7. She is one of the most popular television actresses of all time, singlehandedly redefining what it means to be a sitcom star. But that didn’t help her syndicated talk-show, which tanked in 2000.
Political Savvy (can she talk intelligently about matters of importance–you know, like co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck does): 8. Comfortable mixing it up with uber-political bully Bill Maher on his 100-miles-an-hour, take-no-prisoner HBO late night political chat show, Real Time.
Experience (does she know how to lead a show?): 5. As stated above—remember The Roseanne Show? No neither do we.

Whoopi Goldberg

tjndc5-5f0rq916o5egbul5kx9_layout.jpgBuzz Potential: 6. No major controversies in her past (unless you take into account then boyfriend Ted Danson’s black face performance at her roast), but she is certainly willing to give her opinion, as witnessed by her frequent guest-hosting stints on The View.

Bight: 8. On one such guest-hosting appearance she told Joy to let her finish when the red-head interrupted something she was saying. When her radio show debuted last year, it was subject to multiple prank calls from fans of two satellite radio shock jocks (Opie and Anthony). Goldberg invited the duo onto her show and they had a surprisingly good-natured discussion.

Popularity: 6. O’Donnell has stated she would like to see Goldberg take over for her–but then, I’m not sure how much sway her word has right now with ABC.

Political savvy: 8. Can speak intelligently about national affairs. An avowed critic of the President.

Experience: 8. Apparently she hosts a radio show…and apparently people listen to it. Also, her hosting gigs at the various Comic Relief events since 1990, means she knows how to handle crazy zoos with comics like Robin Williams. Also, not that it has anything to do with hosting The View, but the lady has won an Oscar, a Grammy, an Emmy, and a Tony. Can you beat that, Barbara?

Bette Midler

tjndc5-5f0rr1p85sjpf3b2kx9_layout.jpgBuzz Potential: 9. The acerbic comedian/singer/actress would be a real coup for the show…but is she interested in the gig?

Bight: 6. Sure, she’s “tough,” but not quite as hard-edged as some of the other contenders. Her tearful send off to Johnny Carson turned her into sentimental heavyweight, not a brawler.

Popularity: 8. She’s succeeding Celine Dion as the headliner at Caesar’s Palace in Vegas, which certainly sounds like a big deal.

Political savvy: 5. Not known as a politically astute diva, ala Barbra Streisand.

Experience: 4. Used to chanting crowds, but never hosted a TV show (though she has sat on plenty of TV couches over the years).

Ricki Lake

tjndc5-5erlluzijg1cn409l0d_layout.jpgBuzz Potential: 4. This choice would be far from the front page of most papers. Though her (very) exposing documentary about her own child-birthing experience certainly got people talking. Sweeps idea: Lake helps Hasselbeck deliver her baby live on air!

Bight: 5. Certainly has experience being surrounded by carnival-grade freak-show craziness, but I don’t recall her throwing any chairs of her own. [Wait, note to self, maybe Geraldo should take over for Rosie?]

Popularity: 6. She’s likable and her show had good ratings, but people won’t line the streets for her.

Political savvy: 7. Has worked with controversial filmmaker, Jon Waters, and has spoken candidly about her issues with weight loss and more recently the country’s hospital system.

Experience: 8. She knows how to manage crazy divas looking for fame thanks to her long-running talk show. She’s also somewhat of a go-to person for TV hosting duties (Game Show Marathon, America’s Funniest Home Videos).

Bonus Point +1: She’s a local girl, born in Hastings.

Kathy Griffin

tjndc5-5etu4b04jexaav3ggp7_layout.jpgBuzz Potential: 9. Probably the most current and relevant of the major contenders. Her pop culture-infused stand-up act is often shocking and hilarious. But has B. Walters seen the routine she’s done about her?

Bight: 9. Not only does she take on strangers, she takes on her own friends (see her routine about Brooke Shields’ drunken mother).

Popularity: 8. She’s not technically on the “D List” anymore, but not quite the A-list either.

Political savvy: 5. She’s done a number of USO tours to entertain the troupes and she’s outspoken in her criticism of the president (but then who isn’t?), but have you ever heard her discuss politics? Neither have I. Though she has talked about the political suppression of women in the Middle East (albeit, mainly by using stereotypes and cheap shots in her stand-up act).

Experience: 7. Has guest-hosted The View a number of times in the past (most visibly the day after Rosie and Elisabeth had their legendary spout and Griffin fired up the crowd by repeatedly bringing the fight up–even though it seemed like none of the other hosts wanted to talk about it). Besides that, though, her TV experience is limited to her Bravo reality show.

Wanda Sykes

Buzz Potential: 8. Hard-edged comic, not affraid to mix things up. She’s won an Emmy for her stand-up special. But how many people really know who she is (besides the folks who watch Curb Your Enthusiasm)?

Bight: 6. Had a minor tiff with Bill Cosby a while back, after the legendary comic/sitcom star critiqued her diction during the 2003 Emmy awards. Sykes, however, took the high road, saying in an interview with Stuff Magazine she respects the man. But, she added, “Maybe he was just all out of jokes. Maybe he was running on E, you know? He did a lifetime. He’s done. ” And, of course, she fights with Larry David in almost every episode of his improvised HBO show that she appears in.

Popularity: 6. Those who know her, love her. But how many know her? And of those, how many are watching TV at 11am? For most of America, she’s the ubiquitous “best friend” in chick flicks.

Political savvy: 8. Often talks about current events in her stand-up act. And certainly not afraid to touch on taboo subjects such as race and sex.

Experience: 4. Her experience is in stand-up and acting. She’s never hosted a talk show before…but then, Joy was just a comic before she started on the show.

Gayle King

tjndc5-5bp8k5s9bkgqoy4icbq_layout.jpgBuzz Potential: 8. Here are four words that will make any network exec drool: Oprah Winfrey guest appearance. And since King has more to say about the talk show titan than anybody else, there are bound to be interesting scoops during Hot Topics (plus, we know, Oprah is one to make surprise calls some times to live shows)…but is there enough, without Oprah, to keep the flame of media buzz burning?

Bight: 6. Not one for feuding…but she’s certainly no wilting violet. King certainly gives her opinions when she guests on Oprah’s show. And–did you see that road trip this year? Hello!

Popularity: 8. Anyone who loves Oprah, also tends to love Gayle. But, that didn’t help her syndicated show, which was canceled for low ratings.

Political savvy: 7. King was a news anchor in Hartford for a number of years, so we can assume she knows what she’s talking about (okay, maybe that’s a big assumption).

Experience: 8. King is tapped into the what-women-want market, serving as editor-at-large on O Magazine, and as co-host of the XM satellite radio show, Oprah and friends. And, of course, there are the hundreds of appearances she’s made on Oprah’s show. And, even though her show was canceled, she earned praise for her efforts.

Bonus point +1: The Greenwich resident is active in many local charities.

Sherri Shepherd

Buzz Potential: 4. At this point, she’s best known as the woman who was sitting between Rosie and Elisabeth during their feud.

Bight: 5. Seemed completely uncomfortable during the fight and even tried stopping it…stopping a fight! On TV!!! Who does she think she is?

Popularity: 6. Her work is mainly limited to guest-starring stints on sitcoms. Though she is a frequent guest on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show. Plus, she was apparently already a leading candidate to replace Star Jones on The View. She’s guest-hosted on the show this past year more than nearly any other potential replacement. There are rumors Buena Vista Television is looking to develop a talk show with her.

Political savvy: 4. By her own admission, she’d rather be watching Dancing With the Stars than the news. Though she does talk openly about issues pertaining to gender and race.

Experience: 7. She’d certainly fit into the dynamic of the show like a glove. But a bit light on independent talk-show experience.

Joy Behar

tjndc5-5ehtdciwhvoqs53a2bu_layout.jpgBuzz Potential: 6. It would be newsy for a little while that the long-time co-host (the only survivor since the beginning, besides Barbara) has ascended to the role of “moderator.” But, it seems like a “safe” choice. Let’s not forget, however, Joy is the one who started the fight between Rosie and Elisabeth by going off on a rant about President Bush.

Bight: 7. Sometimes it seems she just can’t get people to hate her. Even Sean Hannity called her a “lefty” but “kind of funny.” That said, she’s outspoken and recently radicalized. Some of the things she’s said about Bush, Trump, et. al rival many of Rosie’s outbursts even.

Popularity: 8. Hugely popular with fans of the show. And, during the Elisabeth-Rosie smackdown, she had one of the funniest lines ever on daytime TV: “Is there no commercial on this show? What are we, PBS?”

Political savvy: 6. This is just a gut reaction, and it might be unfair, but it doesn’t seem as though her positions are as nuanced as Rosie’s. Although, she’s obviously passionate about issues (and especially riled up about the President), she often deals in generalities and recycled political cliches.

Experience: 10. One point for every year she’s made us laugh on the show.

The score:

Kathy Griffin: 38

Gayle King: 38

Joy Behar: 37

Whoopi Goldberg: 36

Roseanne Barr: 33

Bette Midler: 32

Wanda Sykes: 32

Ricki Lake: 31

Sherri Shepherd: 26

(AP Photos/Reed Saxon, Empire State Building, Donna F. Aceto, Jae C. Hong, Dan Steinberg, Adam Rountree, Paul Hawthorne, Bebeto Matthews)

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17 Responses to “Let the betting begin: Who will replace Rosie O’Donnell on ‘The View’?”

  1. Ted Mann

    I think Whoopi deserves a +1 bonus point, too, for being a former resident of Tuxedo. But my money is still on Kathy Griffin. Of this lot, she’s definitely the funniest.

  2. Luke

    No one can replace Rosie. She is charismatic and honest. Two things no celebrity has.

    Whoopi would be an ideal choice if it where 20 years ago. She won’t put herself out there like Rosie did for fear of a backlash. Remember her standup routine at a Democratic fundraiser a few years ago. She called President George W. Bush a few names and it became national news. For several years she had a hard time finding work and no one at the function defended her (sound familiar). She also has a melancholy streak that would clash with Joy’s.

  3. Kelly

    I am not an American but do live in the Middle East and have done so for many years. Rosie for me nailed so many stories and the young Elizabth just needs to a) travel more and b) start reading ALL newspapers including Inernational and Middle Eastern ones to get a broad view of just what is going on in this part of the world. Wake Up Elizabeth! This woman does not deserve her place on television.

  4. steve from yellowstone

    Whoopi Goldberg never had Opie and anthony on here show
    why would they do her show??????

    she went on their show to calm the pests

    why would you bother to get your facts right.

    the view stinks!

  5. Dave

    Remember that famaous comment to Donald Trump from Rosie, went like this “Sit and Spin Donald”. Look who’s sitting and spinning now. HAHAHA no more Rosie

  6. Ted Mann

    Here’s a bizarre scenario: Perez Hilton joining the show.
    http://www.point-spreads.com/content/view/1881/2/

  7. superchicken

    I would like to see Ann Coulter take it.

  8. mealnie

    I think the one who is the “Coward” is Barbara WaWa !!!! Rosie takes things to extremes and in the end always has to tear somebody apart…Right or wrong, Barbara is the one who should have come on the view and not CONDONED Rosie’s action, by saying , we talked….and I will contiue to love you…yukkkkk…that to me, turned me off from watching the view…yeah Elizabeth has alot to learn,but glad she won’t be learning it from Rosie…My vote would go to Joy…she has earned it…2nd would be Bette Midler…lets bring in some class Barbara !!!! Roseanne Barr??? TRASH is the only word for her….

  9. kim

    have you seen the show since Rosie left it is bad, Joy is the only bright spot. Rosie was the best, she was better than Meredith who I like very much. Elisabeth needs to read something other than the republican publications she is presently reading. She is a tool, being used by the ABC producers. There is no way she truely believes and supports some of the nonsense that she defends on the show.

  10. kim

    ann coulter it is an ABC show not a Fox show. She makes Elisabeth look like a liberal…

  11. Angelica

    For me nobody can replace ROSIE..ever..The View should not be on the air anymore..Its too lame, too boring and too boring…Can’t wait to watch Rosie on her own show..wait for that people..It will happen soon…!!

  12. Teffany White

    NOTE TO ALL: ROSEANNE IS NOT TRASHY, SHE IS A VERY INTELLEGENT WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS OUT OF LIFE AND GOES AFTER IT. SHE WOULD BE SO GREAT FOR THE SHOW. SHE HAS ACCOMPLISHED ALOT IN HER LIFETIME AND SHE WOULD ADD A ALOT OF REALISM TO THE SHOW AS DID ROSIE. THEY ARE BOTH DOWN TO EARTH AND REAL, SO, I VOTE ROSEANNE FOR THE VIEW.

  13. Dace

    Note to Teffany: I agree, Rosie is intelligent, and I also agree that Roseanne would be great. I do however have to disagree that she is not trashy. In my opinion if Rosie had the diplomacy to present her opinions in a respectful manner, she probably would not have self destructed as the great Donald Trump predicted.

  14. Jake

    I vote for Rosie to participate on the “Surreal Life” game show. She has totally nose-dived, and would fit in perfectly.

  15. Cody

    I’d really like to see Kathy Griffin take the spot. I think her show on Bravo is very successful (Emmy nominated) and she’d bring in a lot of viewers. If she were on the show, I’d watch it everyday.

    My thoughts on the others:

    Gayle: Without Oprah, she’s a nobody. A totally obsolete choice for the replacement.

    Whoopi: Not bad, but she feels so old-fashioned to me for some reason. I watched her stand-up recently and didn’t find it incredibly funny. I just don’t think she’ll be entertaining enough to bring in hoards of viewers.

    Roseanne: Hell no.

    Bette Midler: I like her, but she’ll be replacing Celine, so she’s got her hands full.

    Wanda: Second only to Kathy. I love Wanda and think she’s a very intelligent person, and can deliver her opinion in hilarious ways. Very entertaining and current.

    Ricki: Wasn’t she the one who got on the show and said the only reason go into the service is because they’re stupid and poor? I think so….could be wrong though. Anyway, she just doesn’t appeal to me whatsoever.

    Sherri: I liked her in Beauty Shop, but don’t find her interesting AT ALL when she co-hosts. For that reason alone, I don’t think she’d be a great choice. Just my opinion.

    There you have it. 1) Kathy Griffin, 2) Wanda Sykes. Other than that, I could care less.

  16. Kim

    As long as it isn’t Sherri Shepherd…I loved Gayle on it the other week and I don’t mind Whoopi but honestly Sherri isn’t the woman that I want the world to listen too…I can’t stand Elizabeth but unfortunately there are so many women out there that think (for lack of another word) like her plus she just want to go to the white house..me I am a little more particular who I will eat dinner with.

    The View better announce soon or they will lose momentum and we will turn off all together…the different guest each day lacks the chemistry needed.

  17. David

    thank goodness this insanity is over. Madame Goldberg is perfect. I really do not wan to ever here Rosie’s voice again.

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