Official SuburbaRosie Day Card

March

Happy Birthday. From the folks who know you best (Chris, Danielle, Ted, Robert, and Erica)…

After the jump, check out our birthday greetings to Rosie.

Dear Ro,
Happy birthday! I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t have anything snarky to say, mostly because I fear that if I did, you would run me off this mortal coil as you inadvertently(?) did with your foreshadowing wish for Anna Nicole Smith.
Koosh balls forever,
Christopher B. Serico

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Ro-Ro,

Since your magazine and talk show have both ceased to exist, how about you come work for us? We can put you in print and on the air. You’ll be bigger than Barbara. If not, i’ll see you around the hood. Big up to Rockland. What. What.

Love,

Danielle

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Dear Rosie,

Thank you for all the laughs, all the tears, and all the home videos. Here’s a poem just for you:

Rosies are red

Violets are blue

I never thought as a 20-something male

I’d actually enjoy “The View”!

But I do, Ro.

And it’s because of you!

Ã¢â‚¬â€Robert

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Hi Rosie,

You may not know me. My name is Erica and I’m shy. I may not write about you a lot but I love you all the same. Happy Birthday, my little bundle of joy.

XOXO,

Erica

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Yo Ro,

Hang in there, sistah. I know 45 can feel old, and sure with fellow comedian Richard Jeni and baseball player Kirby Puckett keeling over at that age, it might seem like a death sentence. But remember, they don’t have inversion therapy to stay in peak physical condition (I don’t believe the weightist turkeys at Out magazine, who say your body fat is 31.3%Ã¢â‚¬â€I say 30%, tops). Stay strong, ching chong,

Ã¢â‚¬â€Ted

This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 at 10:06 am by Suburbarazzi.
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2 Responses to “Official SuburbaRosie Day Card”

Sue Didna March 21st, 2007 at 3:21 pm
What a nauseating bunch of pathetic celebrity worshipers. How can you even consider yourselves to be journalists after publicly sucking-up to a brain-dead no-talent like Rosie O’Donut. Have you no shame?

Apparently not.
Chris Serico March 26th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Thanks, Sue! You have a great day, too.

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