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Sayonara, Lindsay Lohan. Hello, Bryce Dallas Howard

March

Pity the Hollywood directors who have to deal with the awkwardness of having the talented, yet completely unreliable, Lindsey Lohan in their cast. The latest victim is Jodie Markell, who was supposed to be directing Lohan, Nyack resident Ellen Burstyn, and David Strathairn of Poughkeepsie in “The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond.” Luckily, Armonk native and rising star Bryce Dallas Howard is always happy to pitch hit when, as they say, Lohan pulls a Lohan.

The movie is a Tennessee Williams story about a Southern socialite in 1920s Memphis who tries to pass off a down-and-out son of an alcoholic (Strathairn) as an upper-class socialite. According to Cinematical (and verified on Imdb), Lohan is being dropped as the lead and the role is now going to Howard.

Between this and “Spider Man 3,” the Byram Hills HS grad may be having one of the shortest maternity leaves in movie history.

“Bryce Dallas Howard May Replace Lindsay Lohan In Teardrop Diamond” [Cinematical]

(AP Photo/Phil McCarten)

This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 14th, 2007 at 8:52 am by Ted Mann.
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