Suburbarazzi voters don’t care who Howard Stern’s soul mate is
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- March
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One thing you can say about Suburbarazzi voters: They care about not caring.
When asked who Howard Stern’s true soul mate is, not only did a non-Suburbarazzi writer suggest the answer “Who cares?” but 34 additional people followed suit and voted the same way. Nearly a quarter of the 147 voters (registering 35 votes) felt compelled to make known their apathy, though it remains to be seen if the bulk of those people were part of Les Moonves’ legal team or Kathie Lee Gifford supporters.
The former Briarcliff Manor deejay’s fiancée, Beth Ostrosky, finished fifth in the voting with 7 percent (11 votes). Who finished ahead of her? Howard Stern, himself (22 percent; 32 votes), Stern show co-host Robin Quivers (19 percent; 28 votes) and first Stern wife Alison Berns (8 percent; 12 votes).
Here are the rest of the results, with producer Gary Dell’Abate and the enigmatic “Thanks! Good Photos!” at the bottom of the list with two votes and one vote, respectively.
Who is Howard Stern’s true soul mate? [Lowest vote totals]
•Fred Norris (sound effects guru): 4 percent (6 votes)
•Jenna Jameson (frequent guest): 3 percent (5 votes)
•Mel Karmazin (Sirius CEO): 3 percent (5 votes)
•Pamela Anderson (frequent guest): 3 percent (4 votes)
•Jessica Hahn (frequent guest): 3 percent (4 votes)
•Gary Dell’Abate (producer): 1 percent (2 votes)
•”Thanks! Good Photos!”: 1 percent (1 vote)
(Associated Press file photo/Richard Drew)
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on Monday, March 12th, 2007 at 2:45 pm by Chris Serico.
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ITS AMAZING HOW MONEY AND FAME HAVE CLOUDED HOWARD’S SHOW. THE SHOW HAS JUMPED THE SHARK. HE HAS SURROUNDED HIMSELF WITH YES PEOPLE. HE IS GETTING MARRIED TO A MODEL. WHAT A JOKE. I WOULDN’Y MIND IF HIS SHOW WAS STILL GOOD. ARTIE IS LAME, GARY IS HORRIBLE, THE WRAPUP SHOW SUCKS, AND FRED IS NO LONGER FUNNY WITHOUT JACKY. THE ONLY FUNNY THING LEFT ON THE SHOW ARE THE PHONY PHONE CALLS, BUT THEY ARE GETTING OVERDONE. THE NEWS IS STILL GOOD BUT THATS IT. OPIE AND ANTHONY ARE NOT GREAT BUT THEY ARE CATCHING UP WITH STERN.