Yesterday, the Newark Star-Ledger reported that The Donald plans to bury himself and his family in a mausoleum he intends to build next to the first hole of the Trump National golf course in Bedminster, N.J.
<blockquote><div>Hopefully I’ll be around for a long time and I won’t have to worry about it, but it certainly could fit the bill.</div></blockquote>
Hey Donnie, what’s wrong with your course in Briarcliff Manor (above)? I’m sure many golfers have mourned their scores there, too.
Trump said he was in good health, but should he go the way of Anna Nicole Smith in the near future — assuming anyone could ever go that way again — what would he want his epitaph to read? Here are a few ideas:
Ã¢â‚¬Â¢”Still looks better than Rosie O’Donnell”
Ã¢â‚¬Â¢”His death was the greatest death in the history of death”
Ã¢â‚¬Â¢”The only thing to last longer than his legacy will be his hair”
Check out more ideas after the break. And submit some of your own, too! Continue reading