Take note, Suburbarazzi: Rosie O’Donnell jokes wanted for ‘Late Show’
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Looks like Nyack resident Rosie O’Donnell has been in the news so often that the writing staff of “Late Show with David Letterman” has exhausted its material and is looking for help from the public to fill out a Top 10 list.
This week’s contest asks participants to come up with one of the “Top Ten Signs Rosie O’Donnell Hates You.” Oh, the possibilities!
Winners whose jokes make the North Salem resident’s Top 10 list win a Late Show Online T-shirt. If you’ve got a punch line, here’s the form to fill out.
My submission: “She sends you an autographed copy of ‘Exit to Eden.’” That would have been funny 10 years ago, when people still remembered that movie. So let’s see what you Suburbarazzi readers can come up with.
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She accuses you of outing Carrot Top.
She invites you to go shopping at the Nanuet Mall.
I am really upset and needed to post my disgust with Rosie O’Donnell. I am getting so tired of listening to her make fun at other people’s expense, I am tired of her talking on behalf of all gay’s as though we think just the way she does. She share’s on “The View” about how she stays drunk all weekend and has her children bring her beer, and then she has the balls to allege that Paula Abdul was drinking alcohol during “American Idol” last night. She is a poor of an excuse as a mother, and as a role model.
That’s a little long for a Top 10 list punch line.
Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie fat.
Becky get a grip! Rosie is a comedian, Paula was drunk or high on her last television interview. If you don’t like Rosie don’t watch the show…Duh!
Is that the excuse? Rosie is a comedian so all should be forgiven? Let’s see, she’s accused Kelly Ripa of being homophobic, accused Oprah of being gay, ridiculed the Chinese,
stated that Restless Leg Syndrome was invented to “sell pills,” of course there’s the Trump debacle, Now a rip on Abdul. Personaly, I think she’s a waste of space.
You are an adult and your name is not Kerri Carpenter.
You are heterosexual and thin.
(and despite what the foulmouth beast teaches her sweatpant wearing fanbase, saying “Duh.” after something does not automaticly make you right….DUH!~)
Here’s a nice song and video about Ms. O’Donnell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywgxa5ORyIU
Answer: You are of the male persuasion. BTW, love the reference to Exit to Eden. I actually took my now wife to Manhatten to see that on our first date! Remembering Rosie in leather, with whips and that funky hat has made me feel sick all over again.
You people accuse Rosie of being mean. Seems that all of you are pretty good at it yourselves. I bet NONE of you have ever watched THE VIEW. You are all ignorant fools.
She tells you your problem/disease/syndrome is fake and you need to “take a pill.”
Side note: Rosie O’Donnell spews forth from the mouth anything that pops into her head. She’d do well to begin taking 5 minutes to get a sample of an idea as to what she’s talking about.
rosie arrested for impersonating a women