As if Lindsay Lohan’s life wasn’t enough of a train wreck, now she’s dating the “Girls Gone Wild” guy
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In a rare post about our extended Lower Hudson Valley community, I’d like to briefly look at the new boyfriend of 20-year-old, Long Island native Lindsay Lohan. That man would be 33-year-old Joe Francis, the creator of the “Girls Gone Wild” videos and the fourth horseman of the apocalypse.
On the spectrum of sketchy male suitors, Francis ranks somewhere between OJ and Marv Albert—he may not murder you, but he might sexually assault you with more than teeth and a toupee. Clearly Lindsay didn’t take the time to read Claire Hoffman’s riveting profile of Francis for West, the LA Times’s magazine, in which she describes how he roughed her up, convinced underage kids to indecently expose themselves, and then went ahead and allegedly raped a girl. (That article, “Baby Give Me a Kiss,” is the best magazine story I read last year … outside the pages of InTown of course).
I don’t normally reach out to celebrities outside Westchester, Rockland, and Putnam, but this is a special exception. Lindsay, please, before you find yourself Francis’s next unwitting victim, go find yourself a normal man—or at the very least a non-rapist.
“Lindsay Lohan and Joe Francis get it on, of course” [The Superficial]
UPDATE: According to Us Weekly, Lohan just checked herself into rehab today, Wednesday, at about 2:30pm. She chose the posh Wonderland Center in Los Angeles’ Laurel Canyon for her treatment. Let’s just hope the counselors there have the good sense to ween her off the Joe Francis addiction, too.
(Lohan: AP/Danny Moloshok; Francis: AP/Mark J. Terrill)
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on Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 at 12:36 pm by Ted Mann.
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