All right, fess up, who sent the cookies to Clinton?
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- January
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Everybody knows that 3×3 cookie boxes mailed to the former prez immediately put the New Castle police, the Westchester County Bomb Squad, and the Secret Service into a code-red situation. With the still unsolved roadside killing of the Clintons’ neighbor and an emerging pension-fund scandal, the last thing the local PD needs is more distractions.
So remember, even if Hillary has ordered a few boxes of Girl Scout Cookies (as pictured here), be sure to deliver the Samoas to her Chappaqua home in person. Now you know, and—to invoke the GI Joe mantra—knowing is half the battle.
“Box Sent to Clinton Causes Scare” [NY Times]
(Clinton ordering cookies: Stephen Schmitt/The Journal News)
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