Duel of the Week (and month, and year): Rosie O’Donnell vs. Donald Trump
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In the world of celebrity blogging, Trump and O’Donnell are the dangerously addictive equivalent of coke and meth. And now that I’m hooked, try as I might to resist them (two whole days without a post about either!), sooner or later I get all fidgety and start jonsing for hit of The View or The Donald.
Of course, there’s nothing better to snap an addict to his senses like a little overdose. To wit, we have the second chapter in the story of fallen beauty queen Tara Conner. It’s got all the makings of a classic Suburbarazzi duel—two of the largest fonted names in this blog’s sidebar, Rockland County vs. Westchester County, super blowhard Nyack vs. super braggart Bedford, egomaniac vs. egomaniac. Let’s get ready to rumble!
A break down of the entire battle, round by round, is after the jump.
Round one went like this: After Miss USA 2006 was essentially pardoned of her misdeeds, O’Donnell decided to attack Trump on air, lambasting him for being some kind of moral compass for 20-year-olds and then mocking his combover [View attack on YouTube]. Naturally, in round two, Trump responded by telling Entertainment Tonight that he might sue, then followed up with this salvo on Fox News:
“Rosie talks about moral compass, what moral compass does she have? I mean just take a look at her, take a look at that face. I mean, can you imagine her poor girlfriend having to kiss that every night? You can have her.”
Not content, Trump kept on firing away in round three: a “fat slob” comment here, a “drunk driver” taunt there [Trump’s ET rant on YouTube]. He even threatened, in the Daily News, “You’d better be careful or I’ll send one of my friends to take your girlfriend!” Naturally, Ro brought her long-term partner, Kelli Carpenter, to the show for round four and said, “I was afraid to leave Kelli at home in case someone with a comb-over came over and stole her.” [Rosie farting in Trump’s general direction on YouTube]
OK, I can’t declare a winner in this insanity, but that just about does it for me. Like one too many eight-balls of blow, I think I’m cured of this horrible addiction. At least, until January 5, when all dieting, exercise, and blog resolutions are effectively null and void.
Update: OK, it’s not over yet. In round five, Trump calls in to Larry King and compares his feud with Rosie to the war in Iraq. Nobody does classy quite like The Donald. [TMZ]
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Rosie is absolutely right…..this guy has an ego as big as the Grand Canyon….and he might have figured out a way not to go personally bankrupt….but everyone knows his corporations have filed bankrupt three or four times….he needs to get over himself….HIS facts are wrong…Rosie won the magazine deal….He is too much….the whole thing was a big publicity stunt…I thought that before Rosie said a word….I feel he used this girl Tara Connors as a way to bring some attention to the failing Miss USA Pagaent…..Give it up Donald….tell the truth…..
I’m on Trump’s side. I really don’t like either one but given the choice between the two I’d have to side with Trump. Rosie is a disgrace who makes wild accusations all the time(clay aiken being gay thing and Kelly Ripa being homophobic) She is just too outspoken with no intelligence. Her morals are so skewed to the Left wing it even disgusts me- and I’m Canadian- I really hope Rosie slipps into obscurity soon so I don’t have to hear that annoying long Island accent anymore.
P.S. I also don’t want to see the apprentice anymore.
Joe- Vancouver
The facts speak for themselves, Mr. Trump.
Just google “Donald Trump Bankruptcy”
You are the real loser!
You are FIRED!
HER POOR GIRLFRIEND