Joan Rivers hates dumb blondes (present company excluded)
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Larchmont native Joan Rivers has decided to lash out at blondes like Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson for being lowering the bar for “intellectuals.” Her method of attack? A fundraising letter to Barnard College alumni in which, according to the New York Post, she asked, “Where have all the smart girls gone?” She then went on to say, “That is a hard question to answer in an age where Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton pass as intellectuals.”
Strangely, though, Joan didn’t seem to have much faith in Barnard’s finest either—at least, not in their ability to donate to the school of their own accord. She finishes her letter thusly: “Go through your husband’s wallet, and give everything in it.”
Rivers Photo: AP / Jennifer Graylock
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