Phil Reisman’s guide to shopping for our local politicos
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- December
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In case you haven’t picked up the latest issue of InTown Westchester—shameless self-promotion alert!—be sure to check out our list of the best battles of the year (Clinton vs. Wallace, Elmsford vs. Greenburgh, Mickelson vs. himself). My favorite is still Phil Reisman vs. Andy Spano, a battle immortalized in last summer’s “Mano-a-mano with Spano” mini-golf tournament. But even though the county executive handed the columnist a humiliating defeat on the mini-links, Reisman has proven himself to be the bigger man. Witness his holiday gift guide for Spano and all the other Westchester power players—including Spano’s “Vulcan-like deputy, Larry “Bermuda” Schwartz.”
Reisman’s comprehensive list is like one of our “Suburbarazzi Stocking Stuffer” posts on steriods. Some highlights:
Sue Kelly. For the soon-to-be-former congresswoman from Katonah, a compact disc of the greatest hits from Orleans. The voters have spoken, Sue, but you’re still the one.
Hillary Clinton. Last season’s DVD of “Desperate Housewives” and a video of a long-forgotten Sam Peckinpah film called, “Bring Me the Head of Obama.”
Con Edison. To the executives of the utility of futility who can’t stand up to the rigors of a mighty wind, I give them a warm refrigerator stocked with rotten meat.
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