Let's Recap: Lessons Learned from the Sextortionist Saga
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- December
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• Pepsi does not take kindly to its Somers executives trolling for tarts on Craigslist. [Journal News]
• When extorting adulterers, $30,000 is a perfectly reasonable sum to ask for—especially when you can seduce them with your rockin’ bikini bod. Asking them to wire $125,000 to an e-gold account, however, will cause them to call in the FBI and spill all. [Smoking Gun]
• Waverly, NY, between Elmira and Binghamton, is the last known residence of Wolcott, and is one of the more rural parts of the state we’ve seen. And her hometown, Nichols, NY (population 574) looks positively depressing. So really, we can’t fault Jess for eating spackle and needing to booze it up with the Captain.
• Don’t ever mess with the bitter smartmob that is Prosper. Within less than a week, they’ll have your car’s VIN #, copies of the sonogram you faked to scam an ex-boyfriend, and a scan of your divorce papers.
• Mount Kisco bars have replaced Bronx motels as the rendezvous point du jour for area sleazemeisters and dominatrices.
• Seeing as how former Pepsi Bottling exec Gary Wandschneider likes to think of himself in cinematic terms (see his parting email to employees), and he sports a killer mustache, we’re voting for Burt Reynolds to play him in the movie version of all this. [Cast your own vote at Dealbreaker]
• No matter how flush you are with extortion cash, don’t buy a Saab convertible off eBay—especially if it’s being sold as “salvage.” And if you do, please hide the evidence!
• Philadelphia has fantastic WiFi access! And Walnut Street has amazingly cheap rents! It’s the ideal setup for any would-be extortionist. [Smoking Gun]
• Wolcott may have had a rocky history with her mom, Debbie—at least, according to her ex-husband—but the two now appear to be best buds. So chummy, in fact, that they’ve both had Prosper money-making scams going on simultaneously. [JessM’s profile, with 90k in loan scams; DebbieS’s profile, with $66k in loan aps]
• While hugging is clearly controversial, Hug Boy didn’t have anywhere near as much staying power as the Sextortionist. Oh, how we miss you, Aaron Perez.
• Jess, in case you’re reading this, Mary Aleandri—you know, the mom of that guy you were cheating on Kyle Strait with—is still pulling for you. As she commented to a post below, “You can change, and you’re so young yet.”
• Gawker likes us, they really like us!
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That would good of me to pull the VIN off the SAAB. HURRICANES ROCK!!
(cept this year)