Rosie O may have finally come to her senses

December

Could Rosie O’Donnell be leaving The View? A “well-placed source” tells The New York Daily News, “Rosie could be gone within six months. She’s grown tired of the daily dramas with her co-hosts and the crew. She wants to spend more time with her family.” Supposedly, FX has offered Rosie her own sitcom, a spinoff of “Nip/Tuck,” in which she would play a plastic surgery clinic owner. But does the reason she’s leaving really matter? We all know she’s just searching for an excuse to get as far away as possible from Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Because once Rosie’s moved on, she can start writing cryptic poems about what she really thinks of the show’s token republican. We suggest a haiku:

Blondie sits pretty.
Tries to talk; no one listens.
Her head is empty.

Of course both sides are denying the rumors. But then again, so did Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey and we all know how that turned out.

This entry was posted on Thursday, December 7th, 2006 at 10:36 am by Suburbarazzi.
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2 Responses to “Rosie O may have finally come to her senses”

Ron Decline December 7th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Head like a pumpkin
And almost as smart as one
Rosie O’Donnell

Closet left-wingers
The Journal-News’ reporters
Pretend to be fair

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