What is there to say about Al Pirro? Sent to jail for alleged tax fraud, fathered a child out of wedlock, received multiple speeding tickets, married to a media star whose almost comically awful run for Attorney General has thrust him into the spotlightÃ¢â‚¬â€Al Pirro is like some tragic anti-hero from a Tolstoy novel.
In this weekÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s New York Magazine, Al gets surprisingly candid.
So consider today Pirro-palooza at Suburbarazzi. First, some highlights after the jump:
Al on marriage:
Ã¢â‚¬Å“Do you think I would like to have more attention at home? Yeah. And, you, know, if youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re not going to get attention at home, I think you really need to make some decisions about your future.Ã¢â‚¬?
Al on whatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s mine is yourÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s:
Ã¢â‚¬Å“I tell Jeanine, Ã¢â‚¬ËœYou canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t enjoy the fruits of my hard work and destroy it at the same time.Ã¢â‚¬â„¢Ã¢â‚¬?
Al on why Ã¢â‚¬â€œweÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re guessingÃ¢â‚¬â€heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not going to vote for Jeanine in November:
Ã¢â‚¬Å“A lot of decisions [Jeanine] makes are made out of pure Ã¢â‚¬ËœThis-is-what-we-should-do.Ã¢â‚¬â„¢ If she would wait a day before she made some of these decisions, she would be a lot better offÃ¢â‚¬Â¦I am astounded by the lack of interest she has in the ins and outs of Republican or Democratic affairs.Ã¢â‚¬?