With A Husband Like This, Who Needs Enemies?

Al and Jeanine go their separate ways

What is there to say about Al Pirro? Sent to jail for alleged tax fraud, fathered a child out of wedlock, received multiple speeding tickets, married to a media star whose almost comically awful run for Attorney General has thrust him into the spotlight—Al Pirro is like some tragic anti-hero from a Tolstoy novel.

In this week’s New York Magazine, Al gets surprisingly candid.

So consider today Pirro-palooza at Suburbarazzi. First, some highlights after the jump:


Al on marriage:

“Do you think I would like to have more attention at home? Yeah. And, you, know, if you’re not going to get attention at home, I think you really need to make some decisions about your future.�

Al on what’s mine is your’s:

“I tell Jeanine, ‘You can’t enjoy the fruits of my hard work and destroy it at the same time.’�

Al on why –we’re guessing—he’s not going to vote for Jeanine in November:

“A lot of decisions [Jeanine] makes are made out of pure ‘This-is-what-we-should-do.’ If she would wait a day before she made some of these decisions, she would be a lot better off…I am astounded by the lack of interest she has in the ins and outs of Republican or Democratic affairs.�

Ah marriage…

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